• 4 people who don't mind showing up to work hungover
• 2" PVC pipe cut to 4' (x2) or some good sticks
• A Frisbeer^® brand frisbee ($649.95 - while supplies last)
• Some 2 foot stakes or bar (or a pile of rocks)
• Duct tape (optional)
• 7 racks of cheap beer and a 4 day weekend

Pace out a distance for the length between the two pole set-ups. Drink a beer. This distance must be inconsistent with any other distance you've previously used, because no one's ever decided on a distance and who the eff ever has a tape measure anyways?

Next, do whatever it takes to get the poles to stand up. Try pounding the stakes or bars into the ground and putting the PVC over them with a beer. Or pile rocks around your poles, I don't care.

Wrap some empty bottles in duct tape so the don't break. Balance them on the poles. Unlike horseshoes, you and your teammate stand on the same side. Drink a beer. Somebody goes first.

Offence: Try to hit the pole or the bottle. Call "fish out of the water" on somebody if they don't have a beer.
Defence: Without reaching in front of your pole, catch the bottle and frisbee before they hit the ground.

2 points: the bottle hits the ground
1 point: you're caught without a drinakble beer in at least one of your hands
1 point: the frisbee hits the ground (a catchable throw isn't caught)

And here's Timmy on "The Price is Wrong, Bitch."

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The DVD quality is way better. It would be good on youtube too, but it's probably copywritten up the ass.

The Hello Summer '08 Tour ended in a surprise victory for vetran Brian "John Denver" Wilson and rookie Kirk "3 Legs" Bagger. Playing on the Paul '06 hardware with Timothy Kalso's updated rules, Bagger and Wilson could not lose. The duo conceeded only one game during the tour which was due to, "I need to sit and drink for a minute"... and then they apparently forgot that they were playing.