The Official Rules (as decreed by God)

This is the only way to play frisbeer. The other sites have it entirely wrong.

You will need:
  • 4 people who don't mind showing up to work hungover
  • 2" PVC pipe cut to 4' (x2), good sticks, or ski poles
  • A Frisbeer® brand frisbee ($649.95 - while supplies last)
  • Some 2 foot stakes or bar (or a pile of rocks)
  • Duct tape (optional)
  • 7 racks of cheap beer and a 4 day weekend
Pace out a distance for the length between the two pole set-ups. Drink a beer. This distance must be inconsistent with any other distance you've previously used, because no one's ever decided on a distance and who the eff ever has a tape measure anyways?

Next, do whatever it takes to get the poles to stand up. Try pounding the stakes or bars into the ground and putting the PVC over them with a beer. Or pile rocks around your poles, I don't care.

Wrap some empty bottles in duct tape so the don't break. Balance them on the poles. Unlike horseshoes, you and your teammate stand on the same side. Drink a beer. Somebody goes first.

Offence: Try to hit the pole or the bottle. Call "fish out of the water" on somebody if they don't have a beer.
Defence: Without reaching in front of your pole, catch the bottle and frisbee before they hit the ground.
Low Shots: Low shots do not count. How low is low? Yes. Use some electrical tape, maybe. Or refer to gentleman's note below.

2 points: the bottle hits the ground
1 point: you're caught without a drinakble beer in at least one of your hands
1 point: the frisbee hits the ground (a catchable throw isn't caught)


To WIN:
Games are traditionally played to 12 or 21.
This "final" score, though decided before play, is typically negotiated higher throughout play, depending on many varibles (e.g. you are not winning).
You must win by 2 points.
You cannot win on a dropped frisbee.

Note: This is a gentlmans' sport; thus any disagreement regarding a play is to be ruled, and typically conceeded, by the team that stands to gain.



Here's Tim on The Price is Right
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The DVD quality is way better. It would be good on youtube too, but it's probably copywritten up the ass.

Current Champions: Team Kirk and Brian

The Hello Summer '08 Tour ended in a surprise victory for vetran Brian "John Denver" Wilson and rookie Kirk "3 Legs" Bagger. Playing on the Paul '06 hardware with Timothy Kalso's updated rules, Bagger and Wilson could not lose. The duo conceeded only one game during the tour which was due to, "I need to sit and drink for a minute"... and then they apparently forgot that they were playing.

"Frisbeer: the best game ever..." -President Woodrow Wilson exclaims at the 1911 World's Fair in Turin, Italy. This comment recognised as the first known recorded historical comment referring to frisbeer...